Packet Master

What mortal sin did you commit to end up working in IT?
I was cursed to “live in interesting times.” So here I am…

What was your very first job?
Dot matrix and inkjet printer cleaner.

What is your super power?
I enjoy debugging network routing issues.

What new skill or hobby did you pick up during the pandemic lockdown?
Unreal Engine 5 game development.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
A cyborg! … still do 😊

How long would you survive during a zombie apocalypse?
That depends on the available supply of Coca-Cola, Mars bars and Fritos.

If you could have dinner with anyone, anywhere who and where would it be?
Bill Gates, at the restaurant on planet Mars.

What is the thing you’re most afraid for people to know about you?
I actually like I.T.

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Why do you get out of bed in the morning?
Coffee – I love my morning cup of coffee.

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
1 horse sized duck – because maybe I get to ride it after I’ve captured it.

What would you rather be doing right now?
An EVA on the moon.

What’s your favourite part of working in IT?
Making friends with new IP addresses.

What is the most interesting IT problem you’ve worked on?
Load pattern prediction in the telecoms industry for when crowds show up at stadiums and all start to stream data.

What do you like the most about working with Tenacious?
I get to wear my favourite t-shirts (and people actually understand the jokes on them)