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Keith

IT Technician

What mortal sin did you commit to end up working in IT?
Sloth

What was your very first job?
Housekeeping at the UBC dorms

What is your super power?
Spontaneous cookie production

What new skill or hobby did you pick up during the pandemic lockdown?
Giving birth to a sourdough culture – it did not end well

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Some sort of scientist

How long would you survive during a zombie apocalypse?
Not long – I’d die of boredom and disconnect from the interwebs before dying from hunger or the zombie horde.

If you could have dinner with anyone, anywhere who and where would it be?
Optimus Prime (and not the Michael Bay Optimus Prime) on Cybertron

What is the thing you’re most afraid for people to know about you?
I’m afraid that I’d have to kill you if I told you

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
No – sandwiches require items to be thinly sliced. This is what makes a hoagie a sandwich and a hamburger not a sandwich.

Why do you get out of bed in the morning?
Coffee – why else would anyone want to get up?

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
1 horse sized duck – it would make for one delicious BBQ feast

What would you rather be doing right now?
Taking photos of the Sahara desert during twilight

What’s your favourite part of working in IT?
Fixing things and fixing the things I break

What is the most interesting IT problem you’ve worked on?
Recovering data from someone’s deceased loved-one’s locked iphone.

What do you like the most about working with Tenacious?
The only thing that complements food and coffee: the people working there