Jess
What mortal sin did you commit to end up working in IT?
Acute childhood exposure to BASIC
What was your very first job?
Tank tread grinder and draftsperson
What is your super power?
Flat packing and emergency bodging
What new skill or hobby did you pick up during the pandemic?
3D printing
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Paleontologist
How long would you survive during a zombie apocalypse?
Slow Zombies? Until I was deposed as Lady of the Wasteland. Fast Zombies? Ten seconds.
If you could have dinner with anyone, anywhere who and where would it be?
My wife on an Icelandic volcanic field.
What is the thing you’re most afraid for people to know about you?
I have more space devoted to long term Warhammer/wargaming storage than anything else.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Yes, it’s two types simultaneously. Open faced when on its side for maximum topping load and just a regular sandwich when orientated vertically.
Why do you get out of bed in the morning?
After two sleep cycles I will turn to a mass of knots and jelly if I do not rise from bed.
Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
100 duck sized horses, easy. A horse sized duck is pretty much a dinosaur.
What would you rather be doing right now?
Installing myself into a nutrient vat in my manufactorum.
What’s your favourite part of working in IT?
Finding the most efficient solutions to problems.
What is the most interesting IT problem you’ve worked on?
Manually recovering a power fried server file by file.
What do you like the most about working with Tenacious?
The people and a workplace that doesn’t feature daily formaldehyde dust showers.